Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.
Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.
Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.
Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di GentingHighlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.
Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.
Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati........
HAHAHAHAHAHA !
Friday, December 24, 2010
Smiles.. =)
I wait on you 4ever.. and a day hand n foot... your world is my world... ain't no way you ever gon't get any less that you should.. cause baby.. u smile.. i smile... =) owhhh... cause whenever u smile i smile... Baby take my open heart n all it offer.. cause this is a unconditional as it ever get... u ain't seen nothing yet.. i won't ever hesitate to give you more.. CAUSE BABY .... U SMILES.. I SMILES... owhh.. cause whenever u smiles.. i smiles.. =)
Up..
It's a big big world , it's easy to get lost in it.. You always been my guy.. n im not ready to call it quits... We can make the sunshine n the moonlight.... we can make the grey clouds turn the blue sky.. yeah i know it's hard.. but baby believe me.. that we can go nowhere but up.. from here my dear.. baby we can go nowhere but up..tell me what we got to fear.. we take it to the sky.. pass the moon through the galaxy.. owh as long you with me.... honestly.. with the strenght of our love.... WE CAN GO NOWHERE BUT UP..
Dreams... Dreams.... Dreams.... =) =-) =-) :-)
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.....
Beauty...
A girl whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears..... =)
A girl's greatest asset is her beauty.,.... =)
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.... =D
Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest...... ^_^
Beauty is only skin deep..... =)
Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.... =)
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.... =)
A girl's greatest asset is her beauty.,.... =)
Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them.... =D
Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest...... ^_^
Beauty is only skin deep..... =)
Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.... =)
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.... =)
Music... =)
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent... =)
Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman. ... ehhe... =)
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water-bath is to the body. ... =) =D haha !
If music be the food of love, play on.
Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman. ... ehhe... =)
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water-bath is to the body. ... =) =D haha !
If music be the food of love, play on.
...... woot...woot.. haha ! =D
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes. haha.. =)
Without music, life would be an error....... =)
MUSIC IS MY SOUL... =) music.. music... la la la la ! hha !
Chocolate... =)
Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get..... =)
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles... =) (=
Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today. .. haha.. =D
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ... haha ! =)
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. ..... =) (=
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! ! haha..!
LOVE CHOCOLATE... yum.. ahaha ! =D
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles... =) (=
Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put 'eat chocolate.' Now, you'll get at least one thing done today. .. haha.. =D
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ... haha ! =)
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. ..... =) (=
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! ! haha..!
LOVE CHOCOLATE... yum.. ahaha ! =D
Frenzz.... Frenz........
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? ......
Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. ................
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. =)
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. ....................
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. ....
The road to a friend's house is never long. ..... =) =) =) (= (= (=
Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. ................
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. =)
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. ....................
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. ....
The road to a friend's house is never long. ..... =) =) =) (= (= (=
=) =) =) =D =) ^_^
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.....
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet......
If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.............
Love is a friendship set to music........
They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love.
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet......
If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.............
Love is a friendship set to music........
They do not love that do not show their love. The course of true love never did run smooth. Love is a familiar. Love is a devil. There is no evil angel but Love.
Borink giler arinieyh... ERRRGGRGGGHHHH !
Errgghhhhhh ! bencieee tol ngn arinieyh !! da la kene mara sbb COUSIN !!!!!!!!! errgghhhhhhhh !!!!!! bencie bencie bencieeee !!!!!! =( =( n borink sgt !!! adoiyai mulai skunk da x boleyh nk bukak internet sgt !! errghhhh ! sbb kene blaja !! =( wek wek wek :(:'(
Borink+ bencieeeee!
p/s:kenape kal0 cousin yg wat slh an.. kite yg kene mara !!!!!!!!!!!!? eeerrrggghhhhh !
Borink+ bencieeeee!
p/s:kenape kal0 cousin yg wat slh an.. kite yg kene mara !!!!!!!!!!!!? eeerrrggghhhhh !
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Study time......... hmmmmm.........
Hmmmm..... Nak study jap...! :-] haha..! oky bye buy by ! =) c ya !
Setiap kali tgk cermin ,,,,, @_@
Omg ! theres pimples on my face ! aaaaa ! haha ! =D
p/s:SERIOUSLY, HOW TO REMOVE IT !!?!!!!??!
aaaaaaaaaa!!!
p/s:SERIOUSLY, HOW TO REMOVE IT !!?!!!!??!
aaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Gedik luar... Gedik dalam... Gedik dengar sini... Kalau gedik senyum... Gedik mesti gedik lagi... Bile gedik senyum... Semue orang rasa nak tampa... Bile semue orang tampa.. Gedik pown nanges-nanges...
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Stuck in tha moment
I wish we had another time.....
I wish we had another place...
Now romeo n juliet bet they never felt the way we felt...
Bonnie n clyde never had to hide like we do we do.....
You n I although it can't work.. It's all fun n games till someone get hurt....
N i dont, i won't let that be you.....
Now you don't wanna fall but.. we trippin' in our heart.. n it's reckless n clumsy..
Cause i can't love you here !!!!!! CAUSE EVERTHING WE HAVE IS STUCK IN THA MOMENT WITH YOU........
I wish we had another place...
Now romeo n juliet bet they never felt the way we felt...
Bonnie n clyde never had to hide like we do we do.....
You n I although it can't work.. It's all fun n games till someone get hurt....
N i dont, i won't let that be you.....
Now you don't wanna fall but.. we trippin' in our heart.. n it's reckless n clumsy..
Cause i can't love you here !!!!!! CAUSE EVERTHING WE HAVE IS STUCK IN THA MOMENT WITH YOU........
Borink gilerr...!
Hmm.. borink nyer... =( nk wat pe nieyh... borink la... da la SHIRO tgh tido.. nk tules pe agy ek.. x tau nk tules pe sbb borink sgt ! =( tgk gamba2 la.. hehe.. (korea artist..) hehe..! =) LOVE korean ! =)
Aaaaaawwwhhhh... YUMMAY... YUMMY... YUM.. YUM.. =D
Me Me Me
Me.. haha... x dek keje an.. (mlm2) so tngkp la gamba ! =)
Me... mane mate agy sebelah ?
heehhe... korunk cari la.. =)
Me... mane mate agy sebelah ?
heehhe... korunk cari la.. =)
Me n SHIRO =)
My beloved cat... =) Love him.... =) 12 month... =)
PEMALAS ! haha... only sumtimes... he's plays around... hehehe.... =) LOVE HIM VERY MUCH !
Love me?
He loves me ?
HE DON'T LOVES ME.....
He loves me ?
HE DON'T LOVES ME.....
He loves me ?
YES ! HE LOVES ME ! =)
HE DON'T LOVES ME.....
He loves me ?
HE DON'T LOVES ME.....
He loves me ?
YES ! HE LOVES ME ! =)
Rindu !
Rindu giler nk pegy sk0la.... Rindu nk jumper kwn2... Especially,my BFF... =) hmm... Rindu dorunk.... =) Rindu lwk2 bodo kat dlm kls tuh... Rindu meje,kerusi,whiteboard,CIKGU2,dewan,canteen,TOILET ? ahha... ,pejabat n tangge ! haha ! =D Rindu maser kiteorunk main CONGKAK,BALING2 BEDAK+AIR+TEPONG n CAKE ! (cake:b'day NATASSYA) =) Rindu nk menari .. hehe... Especially ngn HANIS,NAQIUDDIN,AMMAR,NABILA,MUNIR,IZZATI,ADIBA,SHAFIN,JOSHUA n SHAZ ! =) Rindu nk main keja2 (ngn SUFI,IMAN,AISYAH,AIN,HANIS,NATASSYA,NORISH huuhh... semue budak pompuan la) haha ! =) Rindu nyer ngn sekolah ! Rindu sgt sgt sgt sgt ! =)
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